"MOM!!!"
"Hey, Mom, guess what? I have an itchy foot."
"Momma, I know what 30 plus 5 equals!"
"Mom, where do mushrooms grow?"
"Momma, can we go to the pool today?"
"Hey, Mom, watch this!!!!"
"You know what Mommy, I really love marshmallows."
"MOM!! THE CAT IS SCRATCHING THE CARPET AGAIN!"
"Mommmmmmmmmm!!! Please tell AJ to leave me alone!"
"Mommmmmmmmmm!!! Please tell Mackenzie to let me play with her!"
"Mom, I can read this book you know, it's a super hard one. Want to hear it? Mom? MOM?!? WANT TO HEAR ME READ THIS BOOK?? MOM!!!"
"Mom!! I need help wiping my bum!"
"Hey Momma, what are we doing today?"
"How many mosquito bites do I have, Mommy?"
"Momma, my Hot Wheels are all lined up in the McDonald's drive-thru."
"Momma, my Barbies are having a dance show."
"Let's listen to Drive By again, Mom!"
"I don't need clothes today, Momma, just my bathing suit!"
"Mom, did you know that the place with the most redheads is Scotland!"
"MOM!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO US?!?!?!?! M-O-O-O-O-O-OMM!!"
Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom. All of the above took place within about 12 seconds of my kids waking up this morning. I love being a mommy more than anything but I swear to God if I hear my name one more time I am going to either jump out the window, or get really really drunk, or make the kids give me a quarter every time they say any variation of the word MOM.
It's gonna be a long summer!
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